The Little Book of Minge Topiary (Little Book)

"Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try things out and some of the designs were a big success. It's even better than Ray Mears' rival designs in 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get so absorbed in navigating my way through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze, next thing I know she's asleep!"
~ Written on 2007-06-14

"As others have said, the 'Little Book Of Minge Topiary' is not for the reserved, easily shocked reader! The book boasts full colour illustrations of various styles for one's 'down-there-hair,' witty titles to match and advice on how to aquire your favoured style!
I purchased one for a light hearted giggle on Christmas day and have just had a flick through prior to wrapping up. Although a very simple idea, this book is really very funny.
I'm going to end up buying one for another female friend, i just know it!"
~ Written on 2006-12-14

"I like to be alternative & creative in everyway I look, from top to toe EVERYWHERE! So i was overjoyed when my partners gave me this book as a present as it gave me design idea I had never thought of and gives my partners a lovely surprise now and again - they are wondering what design i will use next! Fantastic resource indeed!"
~ Written on 2006-08-17

"This Little book is quite hilarious but not for the faint-hearted or easily-offended.
Colourfully illustrated, there are all sorts of different ‘her-styles’ on offer, from the ingenious to the ludicrous, so you are bound to find something you like.
There is, thankfully, a section with practical tips on how to maintain one’s topiary (however basic) and, importantly, how to minimise discomfort (that stubble can be a menace).
Boys, be quite sure of your girlfriend’s sense of humour before you give her this book.
Girls, get it for your mates or keep it for yourself and give the love of your life a little surprise!"
~ Written on 2003-12-19